In a lifetime…

 Allow me to begin with I am in no way a professional anything, tho I was once a professional driver. What I share here is often referred to as “WTF” did he say? 

If you’ve ever seen a marathon runner just collapse, the body won’t go any longer yet, they continue to try… yeah that isn’t me at all. Reverse it for me, my body kept moving whereas my mind, I don’t know, I don’t have a clear definite answer. I’m not sure I’ll ever know. 

With that being said, please do not take anything I say or share as any sort of legal advice or any professional advise to use. What I share here are, were words and experiences on my own personal journey in life. 

I’m going to catch a lot of hate, shade thrown and be told I have a very unpopular opinion and or thoughts. That’s ok, it definitely won’t be my first time and as I’m positive it won’t be my last. I just think differently. I’m odd.,”Quirky” a sex worker once called me. No I don’t not engage in those activities, slow that thought process. I already know what you’re thinking.

 But do I? I don’t, how can one know what another is thinking at any given time unless it’s ice cream then that’s easy to see.  Who doesn’t love ice cream? I eat it by the bucket full. Stuff is great! Love it. Not all of it though, I’m a bit picky with it and rarely stray from “my norm” flavors. 

But if I can clearly see it’s some fancy kind, I’m branching out!”And lovin every minute of it Jerry!”- Seinfeld. Dang even autocorrect knows Seinfeld. Big shot, huh. Whatever, you made a hit show, a long time ago! Good for you yada yada yada… 

I don’t know what came over me to begin this. Yes, I do. I want to have something written down somewhere where if someone might want something to read, because why not! There isn’t enough wacky BS stuff out there to read already. I hatch this plan and here I am.,

And here I am, and just who am I? Well that’s a very complicated answer. And that answer is always based of the quality of your question. I’ve been lots of things in many different sets of eyes. 

Also it depends which parts of me I want to share with you. Tell me now, isn’t that the case with all of us? So which part would you like to ask me about? I’m sure you’re far more savvy, sophisticated, intelligent and superior to me. Therefore I’m sure you probably know the answer before you ask, is my thought. I often have shocked people with my honesty. I choose honesty for the “simple reason it’s just easier”, thanks Bernie. 

I am just another lost soul on this over heated over populated planet. Yet I’d go riding or surfing with the sky people. I’d be that guy they look at each other and turn n zap me into ash. Because deep down inside I’m the “In A Van Down By The River”-SNL character guy full time. 

I’ve heard everything a dr can say a person has. Yet I’m here. How? You got me. I have no idea either. Then I go out into the world and get my butt kicked, sometimes literally and sometimes figuratively, both rendering me broken. Which then I must crawl, then a few steps, then walk n fall. Thats who I am. 

I’ve surf big waves. Ripped up some large Alaskan mountains. Travelled the planet not all over, only Mr, Cash has done that . He’s “been everywhere mann”. I have not. In fact one could say I’ve only been on the West side or the Far East. For the most part that is true with a few exceptions here n there. 

My goal and intent is merely how you perceive it for you are the reader. Because after all you know more than I, remember so I won’t battle you. Plus I make a lot of mistakes and a ton of grammar ones used already. But wait! There’s more! I will make lots more, fear not.